Travel broadens the mind, challenges the senses, and stirs the heart. Must it also bring deprivation? Certainly not! Pith Helmet Provisions presents the Cocktail Case, or Portable Bar. The sample shown here is P. Phineas von Hedwig’s own Mad Science Mixology Laboratory, which we carry on expeditions far and near. Whether traveling or in our own parlor, the Lab stands ready to quench the thirst and restore the tissues of ourselves and our guests, packed to the brim with useful supplies.

Mad Science Mixology Lab
This Case carries four flasks for delicious beverages, a seltzer water siphon, six rocks glasses (beakers) and four champagne flutes (graduated cylinders). The handy drawers, each bearing an etched copper drawer pull, carry cocktail strainer, wine and beer openers, CO2 cartridges to charge the seltzer, and whatever accoutrements you require for elegant entertaining. (In our case, this includes absinthe spoons and sugar.)
The case is hand made from WOOD, edges finished with copper cladding, etched copper and brass decoration, brass hinges, clasps, and carrying handles. All of the glassware fits neatly into the case, which locks for travel, keeping it safe and ready to use after the most strenuous day on boat, elephant, or train.

cocktail case in progress
This particular case can be yours for $1,050*, but in all honesty, we would rather keep it and make you one of your own. Do you have a set of glassware you’d like a case for? Or shall we choose an elegant set of vintage or new glasses for your own case? And how many flasks might you require for your adventures? Do contact us at info@pithhelmetprovisions.com !
Here on the right is a case under construction, this one inspired by the excellent distillations and gorgeous bottles of Philadelphia Distillation, the first craft distillery in the state of Pennsylvania since prohibition. Also on the drafting table is our complete absinthe kit, built to hold a bottle of Vieux Carre, glasses, spoons, sugar, and an elegant absinthe fountain. Everything you need to enjoy the green fairy in style!
*seltzer siphon adds $200 to any case; your needs may vary